How do you do!
If you have happened upon my blog, a hearty welcome to you.
I have created this blog for a number of reasons.
- Boredom
- Re-connecting with the voodoo that is the world wide web, for something other than buying stuff I don't need
- Venting into cyberspace, in order to control my inability to stop talking incessantly to friends, strangers and myself
- Hopefully, to find some kindred spirits and have some fun but purely in the cynical sense of the word "fun"
About the Author
"Author"! How pretentious? I am a wife to one and a mother to two. In 2006, I surrendered my career in advertising to take on a 6 year stint of domestic servitude (rolling contract), to "assist" my husband, who after less than a 7 year itch, has forgotten how to use a washing machine, cooker & landline telephone AND to primarily be a stay at home Mum, for my rapscallion offspring, aged 6 and 3 (at time of writing).
In the last few years having given up sending Christmas cards and substituting them with 5 page novella's to friends and family, plus an insatiable addiction to boring friends on Facebook, I was lovingly advised that I should start writing. I am not sure if this is because they like my verbose, nonsensical, sarcastic, ungrammatical style or because they feel it would be a better outlet than enduring the 5 page annual opus.
I have taken them up on their kind recommendations and hope after all that encouragement they support this bloody blog!
So, that is me and the story of how I got here, in front of the computer, not buying more home accessories off ebay.
The Midgets Grumbler Blog
This blog has no particular theme. Just chat, opinions, moans and of course grumbling. Every mean, horrible, sarcastic thing you will read on here does genuinely stem from love but if you are faint hearted, easily offended and adore your partner, your children and are in denial of the boring, frustrating, tedious job of child rearing and husband whispering, this ain't the blog for you.
Thank you and hope you enjoy reading this, as much as I think, I will enjoy writing it. Which probably won't be much.
The Midget xx
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